The Whoa Person

WOC! personalities run on two separate operating systems. The surface system exists to produce highly expressive sound effects like 'holy crap,' 'no way,' and 'what?!' The background system stays calm, cool, and deeply unsurprised: yes, that tracks, exactly as expected. WOC! types are usually not interested in unnecessary meddling. They know that explaining logic to an idiot is like trying to plaster a wall with mud: exhausting, degrading, and somehow you still end up dirty. So instead they grip a blade of wise grass and honor the absurd world with one heartfelt, perfectly timed 'WOC!'